Chicken and Dinosaur Race

Well, I guess because only three people voted on the poll ( actually only two people, one of the three was me ) and two out of that three picked that the gaint chicken ( or maybe it's a regular sized chicken and a mineature t-rex ) would win. So there you go. America has voted.

A Medevil Tale

Once there was a time of an age in the middle, and upon it there lived a wise wizard who's name was known as Jaxon the Babbaler. A maiden he sake, and soon began a quest. Only one oblsacle stood before him, he need to impress the lady so that she would marry him. He pondered upon this subject again and again. " Ahaa! I shall own a heffer dragon!" yelped Jaxon the Babbler. And so he payed for a dragon and rode it to Dissoula. Ther he found the fariest lady of them all, with the most beautiful voice and ukulele skills. Her name was Helen May. He asked her hand in marriage, but she said that he needed to do one more thing to impress her besides his fast talking and wise wizard skills. So he showed how his dragon would lay feed for the farm animals by steering her horns in the right direction and pulling one of the scales that would lay the feed. Helen May was so impressed by hime and his dragon that she marrid him and they used thier dragon to work their farm in the town of Lewis. They got very famous because of ther dragon (who they had named Tractor) and they lived

Happily Ever After